Audacious & Salacious in Stilettos

Too Sweet to Exist, Too Damned to Resist.

Twisted Shock Value Jokes You Shouldn’t Read…

  • What is worse than getting your keys locked inside your car outside of an abortion clinic? Having to go in and ask for a coat hanger.
  • My therapist told me, “Time heals all wound,” so I stabbed him. Now we wait…
  • Watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked, “Which one’s yours?” I looked at her with a smirk, “I’m still choosing.”
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
  • A prisoner was told how he’d be going to the chair tomorrow to be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
  • What do you call a traumatized turtle? Shell-shocked.
  • I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn’t stop…
  • What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They only cum when you’re sleeping.
  • What’s the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns.
  • What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Sorry, it might take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid last night.
  • How do you circumcise a West Virginian? Kick his sister in the teeth.
  • How do you know if a West Virginia girl is a virgin or not? Whether or not she can run fast than her brothers.
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I write about the moments that alter a woman’s architecture. Audacious & Salacious in Stilettos began as a reclamation—of voice, of desire, of ambition, of narrative. What started as private reflection evolved into a literary exploration of love, loss, power, and resurrection. I believe in seduction that begins with the mind. In ambition without apology. In surviving what tried to undo you—and returning sharpened. This platform is an unfolding body of work, documenting the art of becoming. Welcome. The official series is debuting soon.

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